I get tons of idiotic morons calling me with dumb questions about the music business. This one is no different.
On the phone this time is a grandma. She loves her grandson who is a musician very much. She wants to help him. So she calls and asks me for advise on how her grandson can become a rock star. I just tell her to go down to the local bookstore and buy him the book “Becoming A Rock Star for Dummies.” She excitedly thanks me and hangs up the phone…