Checked my phone messages the other day and this is what I get:
This is an .mp3 file. I claim no responsibility for the content of this audio file. Please do not play this if you are offended by 4 letter words. I wouldn’t play it in front of your boss at work either. Please do not play it in front of children!
Parental Guideance Suggested.
Oh please oh please oh please… tell me you called this wasted idiot back. I must know what the hell he wanted.
I couldn’t bring myself to call him back. I just couldn’t see dealing with it.
Umm, drugs are bad, mmmkay?