An absolutely horrid family music group is recording. Their complete lack of music abilities is almost rivalled by their instrument’s lack of intonnation.
They were at another studio run by a dude I know but he apparently stopped working with them…
Me: Ok, you’re off the click. The click is counting quarter notes and your down strum should be right with the quarter notes.
Client: What’s a quarter note?
Me: You don’t know what a quarter note is?
Client: No
Me: Well, shame on your music teacher for not teaching you what a quarter note is!
Client: Uh, I’m self taught.