Nice phone call:
Client: Yes I’m wondering where my CD’s are.
Me: I have them ready to go right here.
Client: Why haven’t you sent them to me?
Me: Because you haven’t paid for the production of the CD’s which took place about 4 months ago. I’ve told you as soon as you pay your bill you can have your product!
Client: Oh, I’ll drop a check in the mail.
Me: Like the check you said you’d send three months ago, and the one you’d send two months ago and the one you said you’d send last month?