Thanks to my friend Matt for this video. This clip is of HIS old band but some bonehead father does something terribly stupid in the audience. Watch and enjoy…
Category: Boneheads
Stupid musicians, stupid clients, general dumbasses and things people do that drive me nuts.
1. Never argue with a drunk
2. Never argue with a mormon.
3. Never argue with a drunk mormon.
I’m out there fighting the battle and trying to prove to the general public that not all musicians are on drugs. Just when I thought I was making progress this article pops up… F’n musicians.
Nice phone call:
Client: Yes I’m wondering where my CD’s are.
Me: I have them ready to go right here.
Client: Why haven’t you sent them to me?
Me: Because you haven’t paid for the production of the CD’s which took place about 4 months ago. I’ve told you as soon as you pay your bill you can have your product!
Client: Oh, I’ll drop a check in the mail.
Me: Like the check you said you’d send three months ago, and the one you’d send two months ago and the one you said you’d send last month?
Only in my neck of the woods do you see stories like this.
This guy was running from the cops on a bumpy road and his pitbull got so irritated with being bumped around in the car that he bit his owner’s nose off…